How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
I know nothing.
They make applying for a job fun. Kickass.
Got bored. Rendered me an Assassins logo.
A door. I don’t know why.
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
Best Use of Mac Genie Effect. EVER. - Imgur
As you prepare to learn the many new and amazing ways the iPhone 5 will suck, this classic Louis CK bit should offer some perspective.
“It’s going to space!”